Elle McFearsome - Can you pick up the root on the strength of riding a bike?
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I suspect that, for women, it's slightly lower on the list than for men. Or should I say boys?
In terms of range, Big on Bikes is not a big show. In terms of testosterone secreted (by men and women), it's a bloody screamer. There wasn't a single person who did not stop to look closely at a motorcycle. And every single one of them will deny they were thinking about its effect on their sexual attractiveness.
There were lots of glazed eyes at the MV Agusta stand, which was done out in the colour of universal sex appeal - red. And while the Vespas are definitely cute, and fuel efficient and quirky, the appeal is not the same.
My personal theory is that it works on the rider, but unless your audience is jail-bait naïve, it doesn't work on the watcher. Of course, depending on your point of view, you can always score a date with Mrs Palmer or Mr Buzzy. |
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